OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH GREAT HUMMER OWNER:
At what point, whilst searching for your new mobile gas burning device, did you decide that the Hummer was indeed a logical desicion?
At what point, whilst measuring your undoubtedtly small reproductive glands, did you decide that a Hummer was the perfect reamedy to said dileama?
AT WHAT POINT, Mr. Hummer Owner, did you think that you were somehow making a good choice for you and your fellow population??
AT WHAT POINT, did you conciously decide to ignore the little voice inside your head that goes, "No don't do it! You'll seem like a total douche!" And go on galavanting around in your sub-urban tank?!
Listen, just because you own a Hummer doesn't make you a bad person. It just really doesn't help the argument against. I don't hate you all, I just hate the choice you've made in buying such a monstrosity.
Are you in a war-zone? If so, then a Hummer is for you. If not... THEN GET A GODDAMN SADAN OR PICK-UP LIKE THE REST OF US.
You're not impressing anyone worth impressing.
You're killing the environment.
You're killing your wallet.
You're one of the reasons America has a bad name.
But of course this is just a rant. I.E my opinion.
At what point, whilst searching for your new mobile gas burning device, did you decide that the Hummer was indeed a logical desicion?
At what point, whilst measuring your undoubtedtly small reproductive glands, did you decide that a Hummer was the perfect reamedy to said dileama?
AT WHAT POINT, Mr. Hummer Owner, did you think that you were somehow making a good choice for you and your fellow population??
AT WHAT POINT, did you conciously decide to ignore the little voice inside your head that goes, "No don't do it! You'll seem like a total douche!" And go on galavanting around in your sub-urban tank?!
Listen, just because you own a Hummer doesn't make you a bad person. It just really doesn't help the argument against. I don't hate you all, I just hate the choice you've made in buying such a monstrosity.
Are you in a war-zone? If so, then a Hummer is for you. If not... THEN GET A GODDAMN SADAN OR PICK-UP LIKE THE REST OF US.
You're not impressing anyone worth impressing.
You're killing the environment.
You're killing your wallet.
You're one of the reasons America has a bad name.
But of course this is just a rant. I.E my opinion.
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